I've never noticed the birds on that sci-fi channel promo bumper before.

New glasses! New glasses! Correct prescription! I'm so blind without them it's terrifying!

They look exactly the same as my old glasses, except these are the teensiest bit larger and cost money.

In the meantime, everyone has the new Feist record, right? It's the only way to escape the computer-drawn parallelogram of desperation that is your life, so get it already.