Thursday, April 15, 2010


All I want to do is sleep for two months, on a low calorie drip. Then when I wake up I will be refreshed and (more importantly) thin.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

I am...

Feeling hateful!

There is only so long mediocrity is applauded and excellence ignored before you want to just spit.

I wish I had had the math to be a marine biologist. At least the slime you deal with then has an actual purpose as opposed to just taking up space and driving a honda, oops I mean a BMW 3 series.