Tuesday, December 19, 2006

And another thing...

Leave my language alone you Corporate a**holes. Businesses are not "organic." Plants are organic. People are organic. Molecules are organic. Alien insects that infest a human host are organic (unless they are silicon based.)

Nothing, not even power point "stacks," make the blahsphere of corporate life anymore interesting if you are not someone who likes it. I find the people who get starry eyed over "the low hanging fruit" and other such perversions of English/bad metaphor incredibly depressing and simultaneously enraging. You push paper, and make conference calls to other uninteresting people. Accept it, move on, and just shut up.


This is what happens when I get one too many GE Orwellian emails in my box.


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